Over this past week, sooooooooo many people have asked “So
do you have any summer travel plans?” And I tell them the story, just like
this, each time: We had a plan, a fantastic plan, our plan was the best, the
very best, we had the best people working on it, the very best people. Nobody
else had a plan like this one, it was the very best.
Anyway,our plan was to spend the summer in the beautiful
desert southwest. And I was so eager to get back to Moab to ride my bike in the
mountain bike capital of the world. And to float our kayaks down the lazy part
of the Colorado river. And then to visit Canyonlands and Arches and our
tied-for-most-favorite-place Capitol Reef. Oh wait, let’s stop right there.
Actually, Capitol Reef sucks. It is a terrible hellhole of a wasteland. You
should never go there, and you should tell everybody you know to tell everybody
they know to never go there. That way, we will, um, protect you from the
horrors of this place, and I will go there just to turn away any unfortunate
travelers. At any rate, that was Plan A. It was, as I said, a great plan. And
it had only one potential flaw:
Luckily, my wise and generous father-in-law had Plan B, and had also made reservations in Glacier National Park.
And so we will visit Glacier in NW Montana, Rocky Mountain
National Park, as well as Huntsville, AL to see my family, and Taos, New
Mexico. Yes, we are doing a complete interior circuit of the United States.
“The mountains are calling, and I must go.” —John Muir

As long as all other travelers follow suit, you'll be able to keep that secret of a national treasure under wrap a little longer.
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